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Title	Dreamed
Orientation	Dick was a sailor on a big ship.
Event 1	Dick went to Japan and Australia, so Dick was often on the ship for several months at a time. When he woke up in the morning and looked out, he only saw the sea or sometimes a port.
Event 2	When he was twenty three, Dick got married and bought a small house with a garden in his wife’s town. It was far away from the sea. Then he had to go back to his ship, and he did not come home for two months. He went from the port to the town by bus, and was very happy to see his wife again.
Twist	The next morning, he slept until 9 o’clock. Then he woke up suddenly and looked out of the window. There were trees a few feet away. He was very frightened and jumped out of the bed, shouting, “we’ve hit land !”

Macapat

Macapat iku tembang tradhisional ing tanah jawa. Aturan-aturan jroning macapat yaiku :

-          Guru gatra : wilangan larik/gatra saben padha

-          Guru wilangan : jumlah wanda saben gatra

-          Guru lagu : tibane swara wanda ing pungkasaning gatra.

Urut-urutaning tembang macapat iku padha karo lelakoning manungsa saka bayi abang nganti tumekaning pati. Mungguh kaya mangkene urut-urutaning tembangmacapat :

Lakon Wayang

Anoman Duta

        Anoman anak dewa, sekti mandraguna awujud kethek putih. Dheweke suwita marang Prabu Rama Wijaya. Suwithane ditampa, jalaran sang Rama Wijaya Pancen butuh satriya digdaya kanggo mbengkas durangkara.

        Sawijining dina, Anoman dinuta dening Prabu Rama Wijaya supaya ngawat-awati garwane kang diculik dening Prabu Rahwana. Garwane Prabu Rama Wijaya jenenge Dewi Sinta. Dene Prabu Rahwana ratu Negara Ngalengka, ratu awujud buta, kebak durangkara.

        Prabu Rahwana ndhusta Dewi Sinta kanthi laku culika. Dewi Sinta digawa menyang Negara Ngalengka arep didadekne prameswari. Mesthi bae Prabu Rama Wijaya duka banget.

        “Kaki Anoman, jeneng sira dakutus ngulati ngawat-awati garwku Dewi Sinta kang dinusta Rahwana raja ana Ngalengka. Apa sira saguh?” pandangune Rama Wijaya marang Anoman.

        “Sendika dhawuh, Gusti!” wangsulane Anoman.

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